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Name: Dracula's Cabaret Gold Coast
Address: 1 Hooker Blvd, Broadbeach QLD, 4218, Australia
Telephone: +61 7 5563 4900
Price range: £££
Rating: 5

Like, seriously. Can’t you read? It’s private. Nothing of any interest happens here. It’s definitely not a kill room where we decapitate the weak and lonely. So, best you leave RIGHT NOW. Okay? Good. Glad you understand. And don’t come back.

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