SUMMER SUCKS - HERE’S WHY WE DON’T

Summer.
The season of sweat, sand in places sand should never be, and enough UV rays to make even the bravest Gold Coaster rethink their life choices. While everyone else is pretending to enjoy melting into the pavement, we’re over here quietly thriving in the dark - which, coincidentally, is where we do our best work.

So yes, Summer Sucks.
And if anyone knows a thing or two about sucking… well… let’s just say it’s us.
But don’t panic. Dracula’s is here to rescue you from the scorch, the crowds, the humidity, and the eternal nightmare that is “beach parking in December.”

ESCAPE THE SUN. EMBRACE THE SIN.

Forget roasting on the sand like a human rotisserie chicken. Our lair is fully air-conditioned, dimly lit, and filled with things far more interesting than sunscreen and small talk.

We’re talking:
Dinner that hits harder than the midday sun
A killer stage show packed with chaos, comedy, and vocals that could resurrect the dead
Cocktails colder than your ex’s last message
And a vibe that’s very “eternal night,” not “family picnic”
Summer can keep its heatstroke. You deserve something cooler.

THE 15% OFF MID-WEEK SPECIAL

To make your seasonal suffering a little sweeter, we’re slashing mid-week tickets by 15% throughout December and January.

Just use SUMMERSUCKS at checkout a name that feels both honest and on-brand. Valid Tuesday to Thursday, because even vampires need their weekend to plot, plan, and exfoliate.

THE ONLY PLACE WHERE SUMMER ACTUALLY DOESN’T SUCK

While everyone else is battling sunburns, cicadas, and sun-drenched chaos, you can slip underground into a world of glitter, gore, glamour, and gorgeously unhinged entertainment.

Whether you’re escaping the heat, the visiting relatives, or the seasonal existential crisis that hits mid-January, Dracula’s has a seat ready for you.
Book now, cool down, and remember…

Summer sucks.
But Dracula’s sucks better.

USE CODE:

SUMMERSUCKS

at checkout and receive 15% off your midweek tickets. 

BOOK NOW

This offer is valid for Tuesday - Thursday shows between 2/12/2025 - 31/01/2026, at Dracula's Gold Coast.

Valid for bookings up to 11 people, not valid in conjunction with any other offer.

Discount must be applied at the time of booking.